And it was the saddest Valentine’s Day that ever was.

My only regret is I didn’t know you longer.

RIP

I will never fully understand/ see eye to eye with people who enjoy the following TV programs.

  • Anything CSI/ related police shows
  • House

It’s the same exact episode, the same formula, every time. Over and over and over and over and over and over, etc. They just fill in the blanks differently.

  • Two and a Half Men
  • The Big Bang Theory 
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • The King of Queens 
  • Any sitcom post 1999

Cheap laughs. They’re not funny. At all. Not even a little.

Ps. If I ever hear you say “Bazinga” around me, please never speak to me again.

  • The View
  • The Talk
  • Entertainment Tonight/ any other related celebrity gossip shows
  • The Real Housewives of _______
  • Anything Kardashian 
  • Reality TV shows in general

Why. The fuck. Do you care. They’re people, like you and I, who gives a shit about their lives? I’m perfectly fine living my own life, thank you very much, I don’t need to watch someone else’s.

If you consider any of these shows a viable form of entertainment, please go out and do something exciting. For once.

  • Any MTV “reality” TV show
  • Anything else on MTV

Scripted. Scripted scripted scripted scripted scripted scripted, scripted. Anything on this channel is a reflection of what big business people view as “kewl” and “happening” to teens. There is not a drop of authenticity in it. Fuck that. And yes, that includes Teen Mom.

Just had to get that off my chest. Not like anyone cares much about what I think. That is all.